The two most popular versions of “The Arkansas Traveler”
song tell two different stories. In the first version, the Arkansan sits under
a leaky roof and the traveler inquires why he doesn’t fix it. The
Arkansan replies that he can’t fix it in the rain. The traveler then asks why
not fix it when it’s not raining? The Arkansan says that his roof doesn’t leak
when it’s not raining.
In the second version, the Arkie plays the first part of a
tune on his fiddle over and over but never makes it to the second part. The
traveler asks why he doesn’t play the second part. The Arkie replies that he
doesn’t know the second part and asks the traveler to play it himself. The
traveler obliges, much to the delight of the Arkie.
Imagine the Arkansan’s roof in version one as the
Fayetteville Shale. Imagine the rain coming through the cracks as the
fracturing fluids that are injected into the ground to crack the shale and
release the natural gas. The traveler asks, “Why are you allowing an unknown
chemical soup to be shot into the beautiful grounds of Arkansas?”
“Haven’t you been watching CNN?” the Arkansan replies. “The economy is crashing all over the world,
but not here. These hills are recession proof.”
The traveler scratches his head for a minute then asks, “But
what happens when these endocrine disrupting chemicals show up in your
groundwater?” The Arkie replies, “I buy
my water at Wal-Mart.”
In the second version of the tale, imagine that the Arkansan is
Governor Mike Beebe. The traveler is Governor Kathleen Sebelius from Kansas.
Governor Beebe is playing a song about how he is powerless against the coal
industry. He plays it over and over but can’t seem to make any progress.
Governor Sebelius asks, “Why don’t you play the second part?”
“Don’t know it,” answers Governor Beebe.
It goes like this sings Sebelius, “I vetoed bills
authorizing the construction of coal-fired power plants on three separate
occasions. We know that greenhouse gases contribute to climate
change. As an agricultural state, Kansas is particularly vulnerable. Therefore,
reducing pollutants benefits our state not only in the short term – but also
for generations of Kansans to come."
Beebe stares ahead blankly.
The End.